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marketing

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A day for marketers who are done pretending everything is fine.

where?

Hamyard Hotel, London

when?

18th September 2026

You're posting more and getting less. You're not imagining it.

Engagement is down, audiences are harder to reach and a lot of what's out there looks and feels exactly the same.

You already know this: you feel it every time you hit publish and hear nothing back, every time you're handed a brief that doesn't quite make sense and told to just make it work and every time someone senior confidently says something in a meeting that you're pretty sure isn't true anymore.

Most people in marketing are feeling the gap between what they're told to do and what's actually working - very few want to say it in a room.

So, We Made One.

n ot just another conference.

Most marketing events are built for the people setting the strategy, Scroll Forward is for everyone else. The ones executing briefs they didn't write, the ones being asked to justify their existence with a dashboard, the ones who've heard "*just be authentic*" one too many times

We're not here to hype you up and send you home buzzing with nothing to show for it. We're here to talk about what's going on - and fix it, together.

We get to the root of it

We're spending the morning understanding why audiences have actually switched off - before we talk about what to do about it.

Then we fix it, properly

Real tactics from people who've figured it out, and honest conversations about what it takes to do things differently.

With people who get it

The day is designed for conversation, not passive watching. You'll leave with people, not just notes.

How the day goes

Doors at half nine, six talks, a proper lunch with plenty going on, and closing drinks to round it off. Here's the full run.

09:30
Doors open
10:15
Welcome

🕒 Grab your check-in sticker: Freelance, B2B, Solo Marketer, Creator, B2C, Agency, or Help I'm In A Small Team

10:30
We Broke Marketing, What Now?

George Sullivan

11:15
Beyond The Brand Account

Simone Partner (host), Mercy Fulani, Grace Andrews, and Olivia & Charlotte from Toco Swim

12:00
Lunch
🎙️ The Expert Lounge, live ask the expert with five experts
✨ The Adobe Express room
📝 Post-It Predictions, what will marketing look like in 2030?
🔥 The Hot Take Wall, what's your unpopular opinion?
13:00
How Platform Rules Have Changed, And What This Means For You

Ray Saddiq

13:30
Marketers On Marketers: How To Build A Presence People Care About

A fireside chat between Faye Martin and Sophie Milham

14:10
Break

💬 The "Find Someone Who" challenge, grab a card and go talk to people

14:45
Proving It Works And Measuring Trust

Tyarna (host), Lucy Murray, Eleshea Williams, and Verity from Building Brand Advocacy

15:30
How To Survive The Scroll

Chloe Perkins

16:00
Wrap And Thank You
16:15
Closing Drinks And Cakes
17:00
That's A Wrap

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Who’s talking?

  • Ray Saddiq

    Global Head of Marketing at Rise at Seven and the person behind some of the most talked-about campaigns on the internet

  • Sophie Milham

    From Odd Muse to SULT, she's built a career turning brands into the ones everyone's obsessing over on social.

  • George Sullivan

    Founder and CEO of The Sole Supplier, he's built one of the internet's most loyal communities - and he's been doing it for over a decade.

  • Eleshea Williams

    A social impact consultant who's worked with the likes of Amnesty International and UNICEF UK - proving bold marketing can be a force for good.

  • Lucy Murray

    Brand Director at Free Soul and the driving force behind one of the UK's most loved wellness brands.

  • Mercy Fulani

    Creative, speaker, and social media marketer who believes the best communities are built on stories that mean something.

  • Simone Partner

    Content creator turned influencer marketing expert at Modash, with a decade of experience and credits spanning Google, Channel 4, ITV, and beyond.

  • Jade Tambini

    Founder of the B2B Breakthrough Academy and the person making B2B marketing make sense again.

  • Coming soon

    And we’re not stopping here. More speaker announcements coming soon!

Get your ticket

Standard tickets: £249 + VAT

The day is designed for conversation, not passive watching. You'll leave with people, not just notes.

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