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A day for marketers who are done pretending everything is fine.
where?
Hamyard Hotel, London
when?
18th September 2026
You're posting more and getting less. You're not imagining it.
Engagement is down, audiences are harder to reach and a lot of what's out there looks and feels exactly the same.
You already know this: you feel it every time you hit publish and hear nothing back, every time you're handed a brief that doesn't quite make sense and told to just make it work and every time someone senior confidently says something in a meeting that you're pretty sure isn't true anymore.
Most people in marketing are feeling the gap between what they're told to do and what's actually working - very few want to say it in a room.
So, We Made One.
n ot just another conference.
Most marketing events are built for the people setting the strategy, Scroll Forward is for everyone else. The ones executing briefs they didn't write, the ones being asked to justify their existence with a dashboard, the ones who've heard "*just be authentic*" one too many times
We're not here to hype you up and send you home buzzing with nothing to show for it. We're here to talk about what's going on - and fix it, together.
We get to the root of it
We're spending the morning understanding why audiences have actually switched off - before we talk about what to do about it.
Then we fix it, properly
Real tactics from people who've figured it out, and honest conversations about what it takes to do things differently.
With people who get it
The day is designed for conversation, not passive watching. You'll leave with people, not just notes.
The day runs
like this.
09:30: doors open10:15: welcome10:30: we broke marketing, what now?11:15: how platform rules have changed (+ what this means for you)12:00: lunch (enjoy delicious food, explore the sponsor rooms and activations, get your problems solved with ask the expert live and more)13:00: strategising humanity13:45: marketers on marketers: viral isn't a dirty word14:30: break15:00: proving it works and measuring trust15:45: the answer was always community16:30: we wrap!
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Who’s talking?
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Coming soon
Stay tuned for 1st April when we announce our speaker.
What’s included
Get your ticket
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Member tickets: £149 + VAT
Ticket access distributed via your member’s portal.
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Standard tickets: £249 + VAT
The day is designed for conversation, not passive watching. You'll leave with people, not just notes.
Doors open
to the waitlist first.
FAQs
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Anyone who's been feeling the gap between what they're told to do and what's actually working. Scroll Forward is especially for junior and mid-level marketers - in-house, agency, or freelance - who are doing the work and want real conversations about what's going on.
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Soon. Join the waitlist and you'll be first to know!
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PLM community members get access to discounted tickets. If you're not already a member, you can join the waitlist for our next doors open here
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Yes - session recordings will be available to purchase after the event for anyone who couldn't make it! If you purchased a ticket to the event, you’ll receive these included in your ticket price after the event.
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Hamyard Hotel is in the heart of Soho, London. Full details and travel info will be sent when you book.
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Hamyard Hotel is in Soho, central London. We'd recommend getting the tube - Piccadilly Circus is the closest station. There is parking nearby if you're driving.
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Yes! You'll be asked about dietary requirements when you purchase your ticket.
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Full refunds are available up to August 18th. After that we're unable to offer refunds, but tickets can be transferred to someone else.
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If you're thinking of bringing a team, drop us a message at sophie@prettylittlemarketer.com and we'll sort something out.
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Come as you are!
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Hamyard Hotel is fully accessible. If you have any specific requirements, get in touch at louisa@prettylittlemarketer.com and we'll make sure you're looked after.
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We've got you. Scroll Forward is a full day of practical, applicable content - not a jolly. Your team will get clarity on what's actually driving audience disengagement, real strategies to bring back, and the tools to make the case for doing things differently. Worth the day out of office, we promise.
